I've done shrooms, weed, lsd, all sorts of liqueurs and funny gas, they just make me feel terrible. If I wanted to prostrate myself in front of millions of people and kiss babies and punch Nazis on camera I would have become a politician. Probably how I met most of my exes but now working in a 99% male environment and having 99% male hobbies, I'm kinda lost.
If I walk through one of those meetups and just stick my hand out at waist level and just grab it, I'll be treated to more sausages than the meats section at a Walmart.īack in high school the way I met my first gf was basically through forced intimacy of teachers assigning my seat next to a girl and over time we just kinda just became a thing. I also volunteer at a food bank as part of my upper-middle-class guilt repentance program. I also like hiking so now I'm part of a hiking club as well. I always wanted to learn sword-fighting so I signed up for Longsword Fundamentals, I've always wanted to ride a motorcycle so I joined a few motorcycle clubs. In fact, I'm moderately well off and now have time to actually have a fucking life for once. Oh sure my friends have invited me, some practically begged me to go hang out with them but I've always given the excuse of "I'M POOR" or "I'm BUSY!". Tl:dr, workplace sausage fest, hobbies sausage fest, DETEST online dating, have life now but no sexy single women in my area, what do?
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